No, you can still breathe under the balls.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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