Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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