Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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