How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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