Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i wish my penis had a tongue
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The uberlube is also flammable
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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