I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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