k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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