just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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