Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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