And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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