the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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