This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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