Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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