some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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