ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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