You really coming over, don't trick.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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