Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
