i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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