I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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