He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i think i just lost a toe
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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