Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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