There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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