This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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