what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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