i don't like sucking hair
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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