Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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