This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
