Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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