He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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