"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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