sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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