Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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