yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We left the knife in your bed.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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