Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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