Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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