Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she smelled like a LAN party
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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