Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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