What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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