Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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