matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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