Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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