what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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