And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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