Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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