school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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