This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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