I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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