Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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