at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
we're so committed to being not committed
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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