If that was your dad, he is hot
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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