I don't think brook has ever known best
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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