U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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