At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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