"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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