we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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