Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you win again, gameday.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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